A foreigner wants to know how to get from your house to the nearest subway station. Write an email to him giving him exact directions.
Hi, Jim. How are you? Even in the COVID-19 situation, you have arrived at my house safely. It's embarrasing. I think your intellectual ability doesn't work anymore. I hope your plane crashes and you die as a result of the explosion. I even prayed that it would happen every day, but it didn't work. You are so healthy and safe. I am so jealous of it. I will never give you information how to go to the nearest subway station. You will be dead in my house. Haha! Bye!
(Actually, the subway station is too near my house. If I described the real information, my writing would be too short. So I wrote like this. It was all joke! Haha)